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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:13 pm
by Henry J
Not desert, no. But not a whole heap of precip. on the east side of the mountains south of Denver.

Henry

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:20 am
by lswot
Not desert, no. But not a whole heap of precip. on the east side of the mountains south of Denver.
Yeah.....darn those pesky mountains! :smile:

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:24 pm
by Henry J
Oh, and guess what? It's raining today. :lol:

Henry

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:26 am
by lswot
Henry J wrote:Oh, and guess what? It's raining today. :lol:

Henry
:lol: Squeaky wheel? :)

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:00 pm
by Xjmt
Rain and more rain and even hail during dirve through NYState on the way to Maine. That and "road repair". Mostly only road repair on the way home. :bdsmile:

Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:31 am
by Xjmt
A Top Secret CIA memo pedicts that by the year 2030 the countries of Paraguay and Uruguay will go to war over who is "guayer".

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:38 am
by lswot
:roll: :smile:

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:53 pm
by Xjmt
( LIVING WILLS )


While I was watching the Masters this weekend,
my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and
the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that
I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a
bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my
beer.

.....Sometimes it's tough being married to a
smartass.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:23 pm
by Henry J
Well, as somebody once said - "Beer bad!" :lol:

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:21 pm
by Xjmt
Now right there is a major difference between you and I, Henry.

You remember, "Beer bad."

I only remember, "Beer good!!" :rotfl:

Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:26 am
by lswot
:preach: Huh? :smile:

Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:49 am
by Xjmt
lswot wrote::preach: Huh? :smile:
EGGS-AXE-TLEE!! :preach:

Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:00 am
by lswot
:)

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:25 pm
by brian
TO: GOD:

FROM: THE DOG


Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?


Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?


Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?


Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?


Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?


Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.


Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?


Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.


1 . I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.


2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.


3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.


4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.


5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.


6. I will not play tug-of-war with dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.


7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".


8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.


9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.


10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.


11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.


12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.


P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:01 pm
by Henry J
Woof!