Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:59 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:51 am
Got milk? 
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:29 pm
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:56 pm
Yup. You are correct.
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:25 am
Er....how many links do I have to go through to find it?
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:46 am
MUJIBAR
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."
The manager said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.
No doubt you have spoken to him.
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."
The manager said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.
No doubt you have spoken to him.
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:39 am
Careful, Xjmt, your blonde roots are showing.Xjmt wrote:Er....how many links do I have to go through to find it?
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:13 am
Ya mean you actually found roots???!!! 
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:35 pm
I have attempted to speak to this man on several occasions, and his sister too.Mujibar
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:02 pm
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
"New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,
"Hi, Keith!"
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
"New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,
"Hi, Keith!"
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:15 pm
So, does parrot taste like chicken? 
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:24 pm
Oh my.Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:56 am
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:25 am
LOL!!!
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:50 am
Oh...another favorite Super Bowl Commercial:
Leonard Nimoy needing Advil to give the Vulcan salute at a Convention!
