Recycling

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Jul 16, 2021 5:03 pm

What did the magician say to the fisherman?
Pick a cod, any cod!

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Jul 17, 2021 12:06 pm

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is out of this world, but it is really lacking atmosphere.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Jul 18, 2021 1:27 pm

Have you seen Orion's belt? It's cool and all but I would only give it 3 stars.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Jul 19, 2021 2:46 pm

What do you call an alligator that wants to be a detective?

an investigator

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 3:50 pm

How do you put more bounce into a water bed?
Add spring water...

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:47 pm

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the SHELL station!

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Jul 22, 2021 4:45 pm

I took my daughter to the doctor yesterday and asked the Pediatrician - why is your job so frustrating?
He told me because I have little patients!

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:31 am

What is it about all the Psychics that I ever visit.. they're either totally depressed, or too excitable.

It's really hard to find a happy Medium.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Jul 24, 2021 2:34 pm

Never believe an Atom.
They make up everything.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Jul 25, 2021 1:11 pm

My wife complained that I didn't buy her flowers.

I didn't even know she sold flowers.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:42 pm

My wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl.
I told her I didn't even know he could.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Tue Jul 27, 2021 4:37 pm

Argon goes into a bar.
The bartender says, "You need to leave. We don't allow noble gases in here."
Argon doesn't react...

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Tue Jul 27, 2021 4:39 pm

It's elementary!

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed Jul 28, 2021 3:51 pm

"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:15 pm

Q: Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A: If they had four doors, they would be chicken sedans.

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