Recycling

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Nov 12, 2021 4:02 pm

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

[That one I'll have to sleep on.]

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:57 pm

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

[Maybe it's under or behind something else?]

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:34 pm

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

[Some people can pull strings, but others can't?]

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 3:34 pm

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

[Cause it's hard to make ends meet?]

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Tue Nov 16, 2021 2:14 pm

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

[Same way bugs get into computers?]

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:42 pm

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

[Practice?]

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:28 pm

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

[It's just a matter of degree.]

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Nov 19, 2021 2:57 pm

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

[And if that still doesn't work, try reading the instructions!]

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Nov 20, 2021 4:13 pm

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:37 pm

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

[If only 1 of 4 is suffering, does that mean the other 3 enjoy it?]

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Nov 22, 2021 3:44 pm

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

[And duck tape would be what to use when your duck has a quack. ]

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Tue Nov 23, 2021 5:06 pm

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:07 pm

The closed mouth gathers no foot.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Nov 25, 2021 4:53 pm

There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Nov 26, 2021 5:06 pm

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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