Recycling

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:17 am

You run out of 'witty' sayings?

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:08 pm

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:10 pm

Kleptomaniac: One who can't help himself from helping himself.

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Once I got angry at the chef of an Italian restaurant, so I gave him a pizza my mind.

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Q: How did the pig with laryngitis feel?
A: Dis-gruntled.

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Henry

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:17 pm

Weelllll......a little better

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:28 pm

I'm trying!

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:01 am

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 6:52 pm

A friend of mine who commutes to work everyday through the Lincoln Tunnel with a bunch of co-workers recently complained about what a pain it was. I told him that he may have a bad case of "car pool tunnel syndrome."

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California smog test: Can UCLA?

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Henry

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 10:05 am

Employees at Midas Mufflers complain that it is exhausting work.

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When the first marble building was built, everyone took it for granite.

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lswot · Post by **lswot** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 4:16 pm

Getting better

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 5:02 pm

lswot wrote:Getting better

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:18 am

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Show me a blacksmith who is making hardware for a bathroom, and I'll show you a man who is forging a head.

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In Kentucky, they have equine motels to provide horses with a stable environment.

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lswot · Post by **lswot** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 9:21 am

Xjmt wrote:
lswot wrote:Getting better

took the words* right out of my mouth. Or is that *'drink'.....

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Aug 25, 2014 7:45 am

Taking words out of somebody else's mouth sounds unsanitary.

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:13 am

Henry J wrote:Taking words out of somebody else's mouth sounds unsanitary.

So you've never been kissed?

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Aug 25, 2014 5:08 pm

[Ignoring that...

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Thomas Jack, an Englishman, invented the automated packaging machine which revolutionized commercial sales in 1924. He was known as Jack the Wrapper and he made a bundle.

[Wonder if each December he does work for somebody way up North?]

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William Canby is credited with inventing the first computing scales, which proves that where there's a Will, there's a weigh.

[That's one way to upscale things! And a weigh we go!]

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Every successful Department Store knows that elevators have their ups and downs, but escalators are a step in the right direction.

[Yeah, there's more than one way to get a lift! With an escalator, the riser actually rises!]

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Henry

The Show Place

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