Recycling

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Mar 12, 2022 3:21 pm

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
-- Spike Milligan

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Mar 13, 2022 2:27 pm

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
-- Victor Borge

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Mar 14, 2022 1:12 pm

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
-- Bob Hope

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:11 pm

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed Mar 16, 2022 12:34 pm

I am opposed to millionaires... but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
-- Mark Twain

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 1:48 pm

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
-- Will Rogers

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Mar 18, 2022 2:12 pm

Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you.
-- Winston Churchill

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Mar 19, 2022 3:47 pm

Being a Woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.
--Joseph Conrad

[I resemble that remark!]

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Mar 20, 2022 2:57 pm

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
-- George Burns

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Mar 21, 2022 1:07 pm

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty... but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
-- Phyllis Diller

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Tue Mar 22, 2022 1:49 pm

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
-- Billy Crystal

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed Mar 23, 2022 1:42 pm

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Mar 24, 2022 3:21 pm

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Mar 25, 2022 3:40 pm

* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Mar 26, 2022 4:00 pm

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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