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Alas poor Vaal I knew him well......

"On this mission you'll be in great danger."

"And loving it!"

Henry

Get Smart

Yep!

"Here's an oldie but a goody - half the family dying, and the other half pregnant. ..., aren't you ashamed of yourself?"

"Yes, sir. I don't deserve to be in the army."

M*A*S*H Klinger to the Col. Blake

Yeah, that Klinger was something. I'm not sure what, though, as he didn't have the legs (or anything else) for it.

Henry

How about this one (discussion of math on another thread reminded me of this, um, dialog).

"What's two plus two?"

"I think it's four; or it might be three with a wig on."

"I just love stupid Rico!"

Henry

Ah well, if that one was too hard, how about this one instead.

"Captain Tuttle, report to commandant's office immediately!"

"Captain Tuttle, report to commandant's office immediately!"
"Should we go back inside and build one?"

"You might say that all of us together made up Tuttle."
[Cut to expression on Walter's face after that remark.]

Henry

Ah well, that last one was out of date anyway; after all, that war was around sixty years ago.

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So here's one from another show they've been rerunning on cable:

"You're right, ... should go out and meet new people. After all, that's why he came to this planet. Uh, place. PLACE!"

Henry

Mork and Mindy

Exactamundo!