Page 107 of 246

Re: Recycling

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:46 pm
by Henry J
person 1: "Eschew obfuscation!"

person 2: "Gesundheit."

Re: Recycling

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:46 pm
by Henry J
There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Re: Recycling

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:29 pm
by Henry J
Did you hear about the skunk with a big ego?

He wanted to be the scenter of the universe.

********************************

(That's Pepe Le Pew for ya... )

Re: Recycling

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:56 pm
by Henry J
Then there was the skunk that joined the army.

He wanted to earn his stripes.

(That way he'd be rank? )

Re: Recycling

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:39 pm
by Xjmt
:shock: Skunk jokes stink! :nano:

Re: Recycling

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:29 pm
by Henry J
It's smellamentary!

Re: Recycling

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:12 pm
by Henry J
A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket, surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves that were edging even closer.

The Mother skunk calmly instructed her young: "Quickly children, let's put our heads together!"

After they obeyed, forming a circle, she continued, "Now — Let us spray!"

(It's smellamentary! )

Re: Recycling

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:06 pm
by lswot
... :D

Re: Recycling

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:23 pm
by Henry J
NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

********************************

Re: Recycling

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:06 am
by lswot
you sound er, read like....a cynic :smile:

Re: Recycling

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:14 pm
by Xjmt
lswot wrote:you sound er, read like....a cynic :smile:
Yeah, but most likely a broke cynic! :?

Re: Recycling

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:17 pm
by Henry J
Broke?

Where's that duck tape...

Re: Recycling

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:17 pm
by Henry J
Quack...

Re: Recycling

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:35 pm
by lswot
,.....up :D

Re: Recycling

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:03 pm
by Henry J
Down...

Oops, wrong thread for that.