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Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:44 am

Where do doctors learn about the digestive system?

In alimentary school.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:14 pm

Never iron a 4 leaf clover, you don't want to press your luck...

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:37 pm

*****

(Serious groaner)

Brewster the Rooster
My Uncle John was in the fertilized egg business when I was young. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and 8 roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
My uncle kept records, and any rooster or pullet that didn't perform well went into the stew pot and was replaced.
Now this took an awful lot of time. So my uncle got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Now he could sit and fill out an efficiency report by listening to the sound of the bells.
My uncle's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was but his bell had not rung all morning. Uncle John went to investigate. Several roosters were chasing pullets, bells a-ringing.
Brewster had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up to a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Uncle John was so proud, he entered him in the county fair. Brewster was an overnight sensation. The judges awarded Brewster two prizes,

1) The No Bell Prize

and

2) The Pullet Surprise.

*****

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:06 am

****groan****

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:55 pm

Take two aspirin...

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:09 pm

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:49 pm

What happened when a criminal fell in the ocean?

There was a crime wave.

Henry

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon May 04, 2009 7:08 pm

What did the egg in the monastery say?
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"Out of the frying-pan, into the friar."

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Tue May 05, 2009 1:36 pm

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:49 am

Counselor:

Now this is a dogwood tree

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Camper:

How can you tell?
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Counselor:

By its bark.

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(Woof!)

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:35 pm

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:40 pm

Adam blamed Eve.
Eve blamed the snake.
And the snake didn't have a leg to stand on.

Henry

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:01 pm

What

do you get

when you cross

an elephant

with a kangaroo?

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Earthquakes in Australia.

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:26 pm

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:51 am

So,

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what

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has 4 wheels

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and flies?

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A garbage truck.

The Show Place

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