Merry Christmas!

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Merry Christmas!

Post by brian » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:52 am

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"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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Re: Merry Christmas!

Post by lswot » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:03 pm

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Merry Christmas, Brian and to all our "Show Place" Friends! (where ever they are... :smile: )
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Re: Merry Christmas!

Post by trucker2000 » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:48 pm

I wish you all a day of Family, Fun, and above all...Food. :D
Have a fantastic day. :)
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Re: Merry Christmas!

Post by Xjmt » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:04 pm

Brian had a sex change operation?? :rotfl:

er...I mean have a happy holiday you all! :biggthumbup:

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Re: Merry Christmas!

Post by brian » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:34 pm

I had a hint of blue added to my skin, too. ;)

(I looked for pics of the male lead, but he's just not as nice to look at as Zoe Saldana's character!)
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Post by Henry J » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:57 am

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What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus
He is Santa Claus

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him

What can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold

Why do giraffes get Christmas gifts every year?
They are so good that they'll stick their necks out for anyone

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to... what)?

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Q: What do Christmas and a crab on the beach have in common?
A: They both involve sandy claws.

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For Christmas I bought my brother a combination fax machine and paper shredder. Either we hooked it up wrong or a lot of people are faxing him confetti.

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Re: Merry Christmas!

Post by lswot » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:48 pm

:roll: There's always one......what? I don't know.....but, there's always one.
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Post by Henry J » Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:14 pm

:rasp:

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Post by lswot » Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:06 pm

Henry J wrote: :rasp:
Back atcha! :smile:
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Re: Merry Christmas!

Post by Henry J » Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:52 pm

:smile:

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Post by AnneB » Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:41 am

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Post by Xjmt » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:48 pm

Beautiful card, Anne.

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Re: Merry Christmas!

Post by Xjmt » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:51 pm

brian wrote:I had a hint of blue added to my skin, too. ;)

(I looked for pics of the male lead, but he's just not as nice to look at as Zoe Saldana's character!)
You look lovely in speckled! :wink:

IMHO there ain't many people out there as nice to look at as Zoe Saldana...except maybe Nichelle. :biggthumbup:

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