Recycling

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:08 pm

Hope you don't hurt yer eyes doing that!

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:10 pm

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The Riddle of the Day:

What kind of beat do mathematicians like to dance to?

Logarithms.

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Income Tax: Capital punishment.

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A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.

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lswot · Post by **lswot** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:32 am

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:22 pm

Hangover: The wrath of grapes.

[And here I thought it was when the blanket was too big for the bed!]

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Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.

[At least they didn't cross the road like those chickens!]

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To my sweetheart: My cooking's gotten better since I fondue.

[Ah, so the sweetheart won't want to split?]

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Middle Age: When actions creak louder than words.

[WD40?]

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Henry

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:53 pm

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . become Pen Pals?

(Right! Write! )

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A robber broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats: the police didn't have anything to go on.

(Just don't put the squeeze on the Charmin! )

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Henry

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:46 pm

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.

Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

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You only make mistakes if you're doing real work and getting things done.

Anonymous

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You can observe a lot by just watching. We made too many wrong mistakes.

Yogi Berra

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Henry

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:07 am

When all else fails follow directions.

I think that's the Engineer's motto.

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:58 am

I thought the engineers motto was "if it ain't broke don't fix it".

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:53 pm

Nope....and if it doesn't work blame it on the tech guy

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:43 pm

A certain man was infatuated with a young woman, but was so timid he never had the courage to speak to her. In fact, he told his therapist that every time he got near her he felt like nothing more than a tiny pebble.

"Well," his therapist responded, "if you want to get the girl you'll just have to be a little boulder!"

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lswot · Post by **lswot** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:52 am

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:54 pm

You've heard frogs have been put on the endangered species list? Yup... those little buggers are always croaking.

[Ribbit.]

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

[Does that mean they worked?

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Henry

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 5:07 pm

Where do you find all of this stuff.....?

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:45 am

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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lswot · Post by **lswot** » Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:06 pm

*groan*

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