Speaking of reality

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Tue May 04, 2004 11:34 am

The following was in the comics section of Sunday's paper:

ZIGGY

Ziggy talking with his parrot:

Parrot: ...Try to get your mind off your prolems and look at the BIG picture. I read that there's a new theory that the universe is like a giant HOLOGRAM! and everything that we perceive as reality is a huge projection!
Ziggy: ...So you mean my life could be like some kind of television show?
Parrot: Maybe! ....and NOW even some of our greatest scientists are beginning to wonder if, in reality, OUR reality is a reality program after all!
Ziggy: I just wonder how we change the channel.

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:57 pm

lswot wrote:The following was in the comics section of Sunday's paper:

ZIGGY

Ziggy talking with his parrot:

Parrot: ...Try to get your mind off your prolems and look at the BIG picture. I read that there's a new theory that the universe is like a giant HOLOGRAM! and everything that we perceive as reality is a huge projection!
Ziggy: ...So you mean my life could be like some kind of television show?
Parrot: Maybe! ....and NOW even some of our greatest scientists are beginning to wonder if, in reality, OUR reality is a reality program after all!
Ziggy: I just wonder how we change the channel.

Poor, poor Ziggy. I don't have those worries. My TV show was cancelled years ago.

Website · Post by **brian** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:59 pm

I found your strip, lswot:

Post by **trucker2000** » Tue May 04, 2004 3:00 pm

Ok, where did my remote go??

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed May 05, 2004 6:50 am

Well, as Reg Broccoli put it - "Computer, END PROGRAM!"

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:11 am

Well, I wasn't going to say anything.......

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:13 am

brian wrote:I found your strip, lswot:

Bless you, Brian......I knew you'd get the strip posted.....you so smart.

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:14 am

trucker2000 wrote:Ok, where did my remote go??

Soooo, you've figured out which is which?

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:34 am

lswot wrote:
trucker2000 wrote:Ok, where did my remote go??

Soooo, you've figured out which is which?

What difference does it matter? Click twice and dump both programs.

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:57 am

Xjmt wrote:
lswot wrote:
trucker2000 wrote:Ok, where did my remote go??

Soooo, you've figured out which is which?
What difference does it matter? Click twice and dump both programs.

Cynic!

Post by **trucker2000** » Wed May 05, 2004 3:51 pm

I only have 5 remotes and my Wife hides all of them, so I can't find them when I need them. (I don't watch tv. )

@ the rest of ya.

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Thu May 06, 2004 11:06 am

You don't watch TV??????

But, but, but....how do you know what's going on?

Post by **trucker2000** » Thu May 06, 2004 1:51 pm

lswot wrote: You don't watch TV?????? But, but, but....how do you know what's going on?

I listen to the radio.

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Fri May 07, 2004 10:02 am

trucker2000 wrote:
lswot wrote: You don't watch TV?????? But, but, but....how do you know what's going on?
I listen to the radio.

How archaic.

albeit easier on the eyes......

Website · Post by **brian** » Fri May 07, 2004 10:39 am

I saw a comedian named Vinny Favorito at the Improv last weekend. I'd never heard of him, but the tix were free, so what the hey... He's got the attitude and sound of Colin Quinn, sort of an abrasive Bostonian. Very funny. Apparently he's big in the Friar's Club. Anywho, he had a bit about remote controls....

I had six remote controls in my house. Six freaking remotes. One for the TV. One for the VCR. One for the second VCR. One for the cable. You get the picture. Six freaking remote controls. Are you feeling me?

So I go out and get me one of them universal remotes. You know, those giant things where you can set them to operate all of your equipment? So I get me one, and plug in all the codes for my six other remotes, and I turn on the TV to watch a movie.

But you know that little button on your TV remote that says "TV/VCR", the one that switches over from the cable to the VCR? It's not on the universal remote. So I dig out the TV remote and press the TV/VCR button.

Then the tracking is all messed up on the picture. But the universal remote doesn't have tracking buttons, so I dig out the VCR remote.

Okay. So. I've got seven freaking remote controls..."

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