Recycling
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Why is it that night falls but day breaks? [And if a weather map has fronts, does it also have backs?]
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Re: Recycling
f quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
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I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and...
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? [SQUEAK!]
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Re: Recycling
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: Closed for official opening.
Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: Closed for official opening.
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Sign on a government issue car: Fulton county disaster coordinator.
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Sign on an asphalt truck: Let us fill your crack! the tub.
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Sign in a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
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Sign at a muffler shop: No muff too tough for us!
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Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
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Sign in a Japanese Hotel room: In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
Conscious is being aware of something; conscience is wishing you weren't.
Conscious is being aware of something; conscience is wishing you weren't.
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In the 1980’s, A&W tried to compete with the McDonald’s Quarter Pounder by selling a 1 / 3 pounds burger at a lower cost.
The product failed because most customers thought the 1 / 4 pound was bigger.
This is why I don’t argue online.
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In the previous century, at least you always knew where your phone was!