Recycling

[Henry J]

Parkinson's Laws:

First Law: Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.

Second Law: Expenditures rise to meet income.

[Henry J]

Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.

[Henry J]

Law of Committees: The amount of time spent by a committee on an agenda item is inversely proportional to the cost of the item.

[Henry J]

Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay an important decision, a good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.

[Henry J]

Sixth Law: Action expands to fill the void created by human failure.

[Henry J]

School Joke Collection

Do you know the 20th President of the United States?
No, we were never introduced!

[Henry J]

Teacher, I can't solve this problem.
Any five year old should be able to solve this one.
No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

[Henry J]

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

[Henry J]

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else!

[Henry J]

My teacher reminds me of history - She's always repeating herself!

[Henry J]

Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?
Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

[Henry J]

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

[Sounds like that kid lacks cents. ]

[Henry J]

What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!

[Henry J]

Sign on door to maternity ward:

"Push! Push! PUSH!"

[Henry J]

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!