Recycling

[Henry J]

Before you give a colleague a piece of your mind, be sure you can spare it.

[Henry J]

Being a good communicator means people find out what is really wrong with you.

[Henry J]

Muir's Law: When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.

[Henry J]

Newlan's Truism: An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

[Henry J]

Nowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

[Henry J]

Oliver's Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

[Henry J]

O'Reilly's Law of the Kitchen: Cleanliness is next to impossible

[Henry J]

Ninety-Ninety Rule Of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

[Henry J]

Nolan's Placebo: An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

[Henry J]

Orben's Packaging Discovery: For the first time in history, one bag of groceries produces two bags of trash.

[Henry J]

Osborn's Law: Variables won't, constants aren't.

[Henry J]

Ozman's Laws: If someone says he will do something without fail, he won't. The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make. People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't. Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.

[Henry J]

O'Toole's Commentary On Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.

[Henry J]

What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!

[Henry J]

Parkinson's Laws:

First Law: Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.