Recycling

[Henry J]

_Quotes_Of_The_Day_

If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought? [Let me think...]

[Henry J]

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

[Insufficient data to answer that.]

[Henry J]

Why do the numbers on the phone go one way, but the numbers on the calculator go the other way?

[Yeah, that one doesn't add up!]

[Henry J]

Is bad a bad word?

[Can't be; it's only got three letters.]

[Henry J]

What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

[Torso?]

[Henry J]

_Quotes_Of_The_Day_

Why does the label on children's Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?

[No go-carts or easy-bake ovens for a while?]

[Henry J]

Do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo?

[Maybe they use the real poo?]

[Henry J]

Why are there dents in a golf ball?

[To improve the odds of getting a hole in one?]

[Henry J]

How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?

[Curses, soiled again!]

[Henry J]

When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not.

[That's a taxing thought.]

[Henry J]

What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room?

[A positive feedback loop?]

[Henry J]

If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use disappear because they didn't exist then?

[And would the capacitor then be in flux?]

[Henry J]

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.

[It's not the heat, it's the humility?]

[Henry J]

Books are the way the dead talk to the living.

[Well, that and the occasional seance.]

[Henry J]

Trying is the first step towards failure.

[If at first you don't succeed, look for a scapegoat?]