Recycling

[Henry J]

The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.

[Henry J]

The wise man avoids evil by anticipating it.

[Henry J]

Music . . . can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable.

[Henry J]

Where observation is concerned, chance favors only the prepared mind.

[Henry J]

He is richest who is content with the least.

Life is too important to be taken seriously. [Ha ha ha... ha?]

[Henry J]

Expect the worst and you won't be disappointed.

(Or, if ya like sausage, expect the wurst, instead.)

[Henry J]

Newest son-in-law A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family, said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.

The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise'.

"I see," replied the father-in-law. Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.

"I hate office work", said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day".

"Wait a minute, said the father-in-law. I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"

"Easy, said the young man. Buy me out".

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[Henry J]

A Teenager is (1 of 3)

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.

Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

[Henry J]

A Teenager is (2 of 3)

A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.

A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.

An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.

A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.

[Henry J]

A Teenager is (3 of 3)

A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.

A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.

[Henry J]

PONDERABLES

Can you cry under water?

[salt water or fresh?]

[Henry J]

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

[cause they're out on a limb?]

[Henry J]

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

[Somebody cut corners?]

[Henry J]

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?

[Is that why change is inevitable?]

[Henry J]

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

[Cause the box makers haven't cut corners?]