Recycling

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Tue May 10, 2022 2:02 pm

Why is it that night falls but day breaks? [And if a weather map has fronts, does it also have backs?]

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Wed May 11, 2022 1:49 pm

f quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Thu May 12, 2022 2:05 pm

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and...

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Fri May 13, 2022 3:14 pm

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Sat May 14, 2022 3:29 pm

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? [SQUEAK!]

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Sun May 15, 2022 1:49 pm

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: Closed for official opening.

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Mon May 16, 2022 6:19 pm

Sign on a government issue car: Fulton county disaster coordinator.

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Tue May 17, 2022 2:05 pm

Sign on an asphalt truck: Let us fill your crack! the tub.

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Wed May 18, 2022 3:27 pm

Sign in a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Thu May 19, 2022 3:28 pm

Sign at a muffler shop: No muff too tough for us!

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Fri May 20, 2022 3:18 pm

Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Sat May 21, 2022 1:57 pm

Sign in a Japanese Hotel room: In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Sun May 22, 2022 12:59 pm

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

Conscious is being aware of something; conscience is wishing you weren't.

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Mon May 23, 2022 1:18 pm

In the 1980’s, A&W tried to compete with the McDonald’s Quarter Pounder by selling a 1 / 3 pounds burger at a lower cost.

The product failed because most customers thought the 1 / 4 pound was bigger.

This is why I don’t argue online.

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Re: Recycling

Post by Henry J » Tue May 24, 2022 2:37 pm

In the previous century, at least you always knew where your phone was!

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